“How i have been surviving fuel scarcity and lack of electricity”:

1. Go to nearby bank,

2. Greet everyone including the security,

3. Plug phone to charge,

4. Plug power bank, rechargeable fan and rechargeable torch,

5. Drink free water from dispenser,

6. Sit and enjoy AC, watch Buhari and Obama on CNN,

7. Withdraw N1,000,

8. Thank the bank staff and return home,

9. The next day, go and join queue to pay back the N1,000 into my account.

10. Repeat process from number 1…..shikena

 

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